Q: Do you have lids/spoons/milk/sugar/internet?

A: No, we're total savages.


Q: Do you have more seats?

A: Does the floor count?


Q: Can I get a pizza to go?

A: Yeah, right around the corner.


Q: What was this place before?

A: A dimensional rift, to a place where people endlessly ask irrelevant questions.


Q: Can I get a caramel macchiato?

A: That doesn't exist… but yeah, sure.